Forest Friends Fan T-Shirts

'Dude, check it out!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Deforestation.

Welcome Spring.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Monkey-artist

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Ecology.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Saving for Retirement.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Fox hunting.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.