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"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

'Ha ha, stop tickling me, Billy!'

Beaver barking up the wrong tree

When a tree falls in the forest.

"I Love Your Ivy."

Birds protecting a tree from a lumberjack.

Pull My Branch.

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

Tree and bear hugging.

Tree hugger 'Happy arbor day!'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

'Hey, YOU! Stop leaning on MY tree!'

At a pine beetle concert.

Save the Forest.

Ecology.

'Hoy! Do you mind? This is MY house!'

Welcome Spring.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

He could FEEL the trees talking to him and he just wished that he could understand what they were saying.

Birds' Nest

'As you can see, we've had a lot of changes in the deep woods.'

"Of course I sympathise: I'm a tree-snake..."

The Tree's SOS

"As a friend, I think I should tell you...the Maples are talking about you behind your bark."

Deforestation Support Groups

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Oh, I appreciate what these activists are doing, but they're chained to my tree, so I can't go home! Can I crash at your place tonight?"

'It was the funeral home's idea.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'Finally we meet.'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

"Your redwood has an inferiority complex because his cones are so small."

'George,you've got to relax.'

'The local deer population takes illegal hunting into their own hands...'