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"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

'Ha ha, stop tickling me, Billy!'

Beaver barking up the wrong tree

When a tree falls in the forest.

"I Love Your Ivy."

Birds protecting a tree from a lumberjack.

Pull My Branch.

'Hey, YOU! Stop leaning on MY tree!'

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

Tree hugger 'Happy arbor day!'

Tree and bear hugging.

Welcome Spring.

Birds' Nest

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

At a pine beetle concert.

Save the Forest.

Ecology.

'Hoy! Do you mind? This is MY house!'

He could FEEL the trees talking to him and he just wished that he could understand what they were saying.

"Restroom? Yeah. Around the corner on your left."

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

"Your redwood has an inferiority complex because his cones are so small."

'George,you've got to relax.'

Animals gathering under the remaining tree.

'It was the funeral home's idea.'

"Oh, I appreciate what these activists are doing, but they're chained to my tree, so I can't go home! Can I crash at your place tonight?"

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Deforestation Support Groups

"As a friend, I think I should tell you...the Maples are talking about you behind your bark."

The Tree's SOS

"Of course I sympathise: I'm a tree-snake..."

'As you can see, we've had a lot of changes in the deep woods.'