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"Nuts! We gather nuts, not butts!"

"They don't seem to understand what we're saying."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Deforestation.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Welcome Spring.

"I love you too, big guy."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Monkey-artist

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

The Frog Prince

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Ecology.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'