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Saving for Retirement.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Deforestation.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Welcome Spring.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Monkey-artist

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Family with pets.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Ecology.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Deforestation.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.