Forest Friend's Future Mugs

Saving for Retirement.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Deforestation.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Welcome Spring.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Family with pets.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Monkey-artist

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Boy and his dog

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Ecology.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Deforestation.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"