Forest Advocate T-Shirts

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

Conservationists Picnic

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Climate Crisis

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.