Rainforest Advocate T-Shirts

"Can you describe that in U.S.D.?

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Government a la Carte

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I blame global warming!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Climate Crisis

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Evolution.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"