Environmental Advocate T-Shirts

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'Rising energy costs have forced us to turn off the light at the end of the tunnel.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

"And we need some Christmas cards too. . . Get the ones made from recycled paper. . . no point wasting trees. . ."

Bottled water. Free sample.

'We all have to make sacrifices for the the environment...and you're ours!'

'#%@*! Fracking!'

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

"I tell you I've studied the entire site personally and there is no toxic waste!"

'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

"The weight of our consumer lifestyle's making the road break up."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

The Last Temptation of Christo

'Get rid of that ugly wind turbine or we'll burn the place to the ground!'

In the wake of tourism...

'. . . Doom gloom. . . horror. . . shock. . . nightmare scenario. . .'

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Sign on factory: We Are Really Environmentally Friendly. We Color Everything Green.

Electric car with sign reading 'Last power point for 100 miles.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Dog looking at reflection of death in industrial waste.

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

Oil Spill Blame.

Children's Books for the New Era

"Ease up on the gas you're flooding it."

'Somehow it's not the same as when we were here on our honeymoon.'

Protesters with Different Goals

'Before I say yes to a date... tell me, do you contribute to global warming very often?'

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

"This is Mr Pingo. I' ve called him in today to answer all your questions about climate change and how it will affect our business."