Environmental Health Advocate T-Shirts

"Your ear trouble is classed by loud noises in the air, your nose tube is caused by strange smells in the air, and your throat trouble is caused by weird particles in the air."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Fighting Covid

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.