Environmental Health Advocate Gifts

"Your ear trouble is classed by loud noises in the air, your nose tube is caused by strange smells in the air, and your throat trouble is caused by weird particles in the air."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Natural Disasters

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

Fighting Covid

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.