Ecological Advocate Gifts

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Thanks to your flatulence, Lilliput can use you as a wind farm."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Government a la Carte

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Climate Crisis

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Evolution.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.