Ecological Advocate Gifts

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Thanks to your flatulence, Lilliput can use you as a wind farm."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Evolution.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Water company bonus.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."