Ecology Advocate Gifts

Team work in upholding the world

Cannibal in wonderland.

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

Singing in the Acid Rain.

"Over millions of years, we evolved a specialised proboscis for pollinating a specific flower, which is, no thanks to humans, now extinct! We just look like freaks now..."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Climate Crisis

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Government a la Carte

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I blame global warming!'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Evolution.

Water company bonus.