Environmental Awareness Advocate Gifts

"First, let's concentrate on water. Then we'll worry about krill."

Along the Manhattan Pipeline

Nice work if you can get it.

Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

View to the Future

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Climate Crisis

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Government a la Carte