Eco-awareness Advocate Gifts

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

The Environmentalist

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

100% carbon neutral

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Not to mention the park view."

Vivienne Westwood

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Water scarcity in Africa

Mother nature takes her course.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Pandora's boxes