Eco-friendly Activist Gifts

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Environmentalist

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Insect extinction

Water company bonus.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Vivienne Westwood

Climate Change

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."