Eco Activists Gifts

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

"Welcome to the future"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Environmentalist

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Insect extinction

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Save the unicorn.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Climate Change

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"That's an everblue."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."