Eco-conscious Advocates Gifts

The Environmentalist

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Pandora's boxes

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"We're trying to help you!"

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'Go on - they're organic!'

Swamp gas

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Woo-hoo!"

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard