Eco-conscious Advocates Gifts

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

The Environmentalist

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Not to mention the park view."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pandora's boxes

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"We're trying to help you!"

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

Swamp gas

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

I Want to be a Drone President

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Woo-hoo!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."