Environmental Activist Gifts

"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

"This forms part of our corporate social responsibility plan."

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

'One day this will all be yours son!'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

Major Ramifications Ahead

Over exploiting the earth's resources.

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

"The salesman said that this was the ideal car for life in the fast lane."

Environmental Hour Glass.

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

'Why should I be concerned about the environment? I never go there.'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Demonstration - sign with 'The end is near', last man holds sign 'The end'.

Natural History Museum: Tree

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Reducing paper usage.

Save Power! Use Global Warming!

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"Actually, the biggest threat facing us is climate change. Try this signal instead."

'While fossil fuels are not renewable resources, the good news is greed and fear are.'

'It's a plaster-cast of my carbon footprint.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

The rich get richer and the poor get their byproducts.

Green Coffee

"It's your turn, kid."

'Everyone is born with a purpose in life, Hans...yours is to plug the hole in the ozone layer.'

'So how long have you been anti-business?'

Happy Earth Day!

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.