Environmental Activist Pillows

"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

"This forms part of our corporate social responsibility plan."

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

'One day this will all be yours son!'

Major Ramifications Ahead

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

Over exploiting the earth's resources.

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

Environmental Hour Glass.

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

"The salesman said that this was the ideal car for life in the fast lane."

'Why should I be concerned about the environment? I never go there.'

Demonstration - sign with 'The end is near', last man holds sign 'The end'.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Natural History Museum: Tree

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

Save Power! Use Global Warming!

Reducing paper usage.

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

'While fossil fuels are not renewable resources, the good news is greed and fear are.'

The rich get richer and the poor get their byproducts.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Everyone is born with a purpose in life, Hans...yours is to plug the hole in the ozone layer.'

"Actually, the biggest threat facing us is climate change. Try this signal instead."

"It's your turn, kid."

Green Coffee

'It's a plaster-cast of my carbon footprint.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

"We're proud that 80 percent of our electric coal drilling and processing equipment is solar powered."

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'