Green Activist Gifts

'Would you like to buy a bag for life, and help save the environment?'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

Environmental Hell - Bush cozy with oil and coal

'As part of our green initiative we don't send monthly statements or give transaction receipts. I can however, stamp your available balance on the back of your hand.'

Tree selling premium oxygen.

'Experimental Denuded Environment zone.'

'I think of us as future traders. We're trading our futures to make a buck.'

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

Hurricane Sandy and Climate Denial.

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Throwing plastic bottles into the sea is very bad for the environment, you know."

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

Greta Thunberg

CAPITALISM...

Annual Green Energy Conference

"Since we've stuffed the environment, it was thought best to restart with a clean slate."CS572545

Pollution and money

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Two insects wave a placard,"Save the planet"as an atomic/nuclear bomb goes off

Deforestation.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Bush drops promise to regulate emissions

Airport security - 'Ah ha! Tree hugger!'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Tree Hugging Hippie Cheater

Sign outside bank: 'Fight pollution - getaway cars must not leave motors running.'

I hate thinking our little girl is old enough to learn about birth control. Don't worry. Twig will want whatever has the least environmental impact. And this is reassuring because? No packaging, chemicals or anything imported from China. What does that leave? Excellent. Abstinence! The green alternative. You can tell her.

How was your eco prom? Great. Even the popular kids got into it and turned green. Congratulations. Thanks, dad. Did they have too much "punch"? It wasn't organic.

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

Oil Profits of Doom

Time to Open Your Eyes