Green Activists Gifts

..I'd like to thank you for your company's contribution to ecology,

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"Welcome to the future"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Insect extinction

Save the unicorn.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Water company bonus.

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Climate Change

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"That's an everblue."

"I can see our house from here."