Green Advocates Gifts

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'I'm getting the paper, The governor has developed a plan to reduce gasoline usage by twenty percent.'

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Climate Crisis

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Government a la Carte

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Evolution.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Water company bonus.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."