Green Earth Advocate Gifts

'You never see one that says save some income.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Climate Crisis

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"