Green Energy Advocate Gifts

'Well. it bloody wasn't there last year!'

Windfall in oil.

'Bad news... we've run out of unlimited resources.'

'I'm getting an energy credit for installing the solar panels.'

Alternative Energy Operations

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Solar-Powered Tanning Salon

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Did you pull the plug out dear?'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"TV bioenergy, I like it!"

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!

Business revolution begins.

Give us today our daily bread!

'Admit it, you fitted the solar panels the wrong way round.'

Three Pigs Wind Farm.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'It looks like Fred has gone solar.'

U.S. coal production powered by solar panels

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'I for one don't care about carbon emissions. I wish we went back to using a diesel powered engine.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

Energy Privatisation

"What do you think of my Tiny Wind Turbine collection?"

"It must get very hot on this planet, given the size of their out-door fans."

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"Like you, we were in favour of wind-farms. Then we got this letter from Npower. . ."