Renewable Advocate Gifts

"Yes, now I have wait until 1821 for electric motors to be invented."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

100% carbon neutral

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'I blame global warming!'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Government a la Carte

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."