Renewable Advocates Gifts

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

Government a la Carte

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'I blame global warming!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Climate Crisis

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Water company bonus.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

The sea 2050.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.