Renewable Resource Advocate Gifts

Stop Global Warming! More Green Energy!

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

100% carbon neutral

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Government a la Carte

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"