Renewable Resources Advocate Gifts

'Bloody solar panels!'

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

100% carbon neutral

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Climate Crisis

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated