Renewable Resources Advocate Mugs

'Bloody solar panels!'

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

100% carbon neutral

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Government a la Carte

'I blame global warming!'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Water company bonus.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."