Green Power Advocate Gifts

'Do you have any hybrids that weren't designed by men?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Not to mention the park view."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

The Monitor is going to sleep.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

US Energy Needs.

Deforestation.

Raining Leaves.

Solar Plant

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Water power.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.