Green Power Advocate Gifts

'Do you have any hybrids that weren't designed by men?

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

Deforestation.

Raining Leaves.

Solar Plant

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Water power.