Green Energy Advocates Gifts

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

If Ghosts Were Real

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Should you be doing that?'

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

US Energy Needs.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Deforestation.

Solar Plant

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Water power.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Electric car

Sustainability

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'