Solar Power Advocate Gifts

"Can Hiram call you back? He's adjusting our solar panels."

Solar Frankenstein

He started worshipping Ra the Sun God just after we had the solar panels installed.

'Damnation we kept, but ditched the fires for solar years ago.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

US Energy Needs.

Solar Plant

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Electric car

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Sustainability

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

If Ghosts Were Real

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Business revolution begins.

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Short Memories

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

A solar powered cow.

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.