Alternative Energy Advocate Gifts

Ethanol and foreign oil.

An environmentally friendly means of conveyance.

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

US Energy Needs.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Solar Plant

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Electric car

Sustainability

Swamp gas

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Natural gas

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

If Ghosts Were Real

Windmill Maintenance

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Business revolution begins.

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Short Memories

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.