Alternative Energy Enthusiast Gifts

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

Wrong pills

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'We're running out of oil - then there's spills...global warming...nuclear energy is scary but needed for hybrids...tat leaves solar cars.'

"What can you give me for wind?"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Sea weed harvest.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Swamp gas

Critical Ethanol report

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."