Energy Enthusiast Gifts

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

'Can you believe it? Since we installed our wood-burning stove, we've spent next to nothing on heating oil.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

'Your father used to hold his charge a lot longer when we were young.'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Dept of Entropy.

Oil price - 'Yeah, c'mon! Do us a favour and let it fly! The higher, the better!'

"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"

"Try blowing on it."

Half Price Oil Barrels

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

Oil Derrick Crop

'Robert has had it with OPEC.'

If only...TA Edison.

'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

China Syndrome.

'Oil-iver' asking for more

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Demand For Oil

"Keep that dang door shut. I'm not paying to heat the whole neighborhood."

World Energy Crisis.

"Gas, is it the future?"

Putin

"Uh, oh...the later it gets the more money I spend, the better she's looking."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?'

Dual fuel deals.

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

Oil supply.

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

"Never let anybody sell you a solar powered watch."