Energy Enthusiast Mugs

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

'Can you believe it? Since we installed our wood-burning stove, we've spent next to nothing on heating oil.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

'Your father used to hold his charge a lot longer when we were young.'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Dept of Entropy.

Oil price - 'Yeah, c'mon! Do us a favour and let it fly! The higher, the better!'

"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

"Try blowing on it."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

Half Price Oil Barrels

'Robert has had it with OPEC.'

If only...TA Edison.

'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'

Oil Derrick Crop

China Syndrome.

"Keep that dang door shut. I'm not paying to heat the whole neighborhood."

World Energy Crisis.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Demand For Oil

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Oil-iver' asking for more

"Gas, is it the future?"

Dual fuel deals.

Oil supply.

Putin

"Uh, oh...the later it gets the more money I spend, the better she's looking."

'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'Peaceful yes - but in the event of war, all we have to do is hurl our radioactive waste at them.'

Jens Stoltenberg.