Energy-efficient Enthusiast Gifts

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

God's Subcontractors

The Not-So Smart Meter

Sale! Weed Whackers

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

Late/Too Late.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

Nuclear generation of energy.

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"