Energy Saver Enthusiast Gifts

'It's ugly but uses far less energy.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

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The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Late/Too Late.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Risky, but I like it!'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'