Energy Savings Aficionado Gifts

Low oil prices.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Late/Too Late.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Failure/Due Diligence

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Risky, but I like it!'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

US Energy Needs.

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"