Energy Aficionado Gifts

Oilfields.

Oil Prices,

"Apparently the fission faction is out of faction while the fusion faction is in fashion."

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

Oil and the Middle East

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Sea weed harvest.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Critical Ethanol report

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.