Energy Aficionado Pillows

Oilfields.

Oil Prices,

"Apparently the fission faction is out of faction while the fusion faction is in fashion."

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

Oil and the Middle East

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Noisy energy?

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Sea weed harvest.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

US Energy Needs.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Critical Ethanol report

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?