Energy Economy Enthusiast Gifts

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Critical Ethanol report

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"We're going to need more pets."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.