Energy-saving Enthusiast Gifts

101 uses for a low energy light bulb.

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

'I was going to make a pledge, not to turn on my Furnace before November first...But then I got cold feet.'

To conserve energy our staff will not respond.

Unauthorised energy saving.

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Late/Too Late.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."