Fuel-saving Enthusiast Gifts

"I use to drive 30 miles to work and 30 miles back. Yup...those were the days."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

US Energy Needs.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'It's a hybrid.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Gas prices up.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'