Fuel Saver Advocate Gifts

Gas Guzzler.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Natural gas

'It's a hybrid.'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Short Memories

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

Pot of Gold...