Fuel Efficiency Advocate Gifts

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Gas guzzler.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Natural gas

I think I can...

The Heating Oil Problem.

Windmill Maintenance

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'Our efforts to be rude impersonal, overpriced and inconvenient has made us leaders in jet fuel efficiency.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Gas price rollercoaster.

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Pot of Gold...

Sports futility vehicles

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

'ALP Electric Company'

New Bulb Saves Energy.

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!