Fuel Efficiency Advocates Gifts

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

I think I can...

The Heating Oil Problem.

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

The New Modern-Day Lament.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Pot of Gold...

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Sports futility vehicles

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Zero Fuel Taxis

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

Labor Day

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

The Gas Guzzler

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."