Fuel Efficiency Advocates T-Shirts

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

I think I can...

The Heating Oil Problem.

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Sports futility vehicles

Pot of Gold...

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Zero Fuel Taxis

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

The Gas Guzzler

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."