Fuel Efficiency Expert T-Shirts

"I got that one for maneuvering into a petrol station."

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'It's a hybrid.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

Sports futility vehicles