Fuel Efficiency Geek T-Shirts

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Pot of Gold...

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Sports futility vehicles

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Zero Fuel Taxis

Car Pools.

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'